Monday, October 13, 2014


Friday, August 8, 2014

Who Doesn't Love a Violent Baby-Hater?

My Tinder Bio says that I am a "Loving Mother of Zero,"  which gave me the idea to be act as a woman who HATES kids.  I just want to make it clear, that no children were harmed in the making of this Tinder Trauma.  And I do not actually hate babies.  Enjoy!

Monday, May 12, 2014


Friday, May 2, 2014

Saturday, April 26, 2014


This is my shortest post ever.  But it says everything.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Santa Baby

While everyone was watching the Blood Moon Eclipse, I found early Christmas.  On Tinder.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Monkey Business

This guy has a great opening line:

Typo up there.  "Mash up bananas and SMEAR them..."

I honestly just started getting bored and stopped here.  Will post another soon!