Sunday, February 23, 2014

I Am From Outer Space

This guy obviously knew I was full of shit right away, but his answers were so funny that I had to post.  Also I thought when I asked for his address & phone number he would call me out, but he gave me both!   I'm thinking of calling him, and recording it...  









Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Horse Poo For A Good Cause

This guy said he had a photo of himself in a horse costume on his profile.  He definitely didn't, but I went along with it.  He did have a photo dressed as some sort of sloppy pirate with an eyepatch... I decided maybe he thought it resembled a cowboy.  I have no idea.  He was an odd one...   Also I apologize for the typos here.  Hadn't had my coffee.








Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Think Rotting Meat / Maggots

I wanted to see if I could scare a guy off by being a WAY OVER AGGRESSIVE sexual FREAK.  Should have known better...












I actually started getting scared of this guy, so I blocked him.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Kate Can Only Speak of Herself In The Third Person

There is nothing to say about this, except that I am extremely weird and SUPER annoying.








I didn't answer that.  Then an hour later he text again. I waited two days to answer.


 


The end.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

You're Down With Snakes in Bed, Right?


Since starting this blog I've learned the following: 
For a chance at sex a man will dress up as a clown, try on wedding tuxedos on a first date, impersonate Justin Timberlake in the bedroom, and even allow a girl's cat to be involved in an orgasm.  There is only one thing I've found that is a total deal breaker... (at least for Todd...)  A snake.

  




I never answered...  Because I have no idea what that means.